PRINCE OF PAKISTAN

Ladies and gentleman…we present you the Prince of Pakistan who is presently residing in India at Arthur Road Jail in a specially built cell with high-security. He has turned into one of India's costliest prisoners. Till now, the Government has spent over 35 crores rupees for his safety.

Here are some of the Rights and privileges given to our Prince in jail.. 

• Pants without cords 
• Woolen blankets ( how about an air conditioner?? That’s a must in this hot weather right?)
• Pot, plate and aluminium mug ( this is agreeable)
• Mulaqat with relatives, friends (so that they help him in planning out his escape? )
• Read religious books, keep religious pictures.. (only religious eh?? ;) ) 
• Newspaper and books (well he should be aware what his people are doing in his absence,right!!)  
• Exercise in the open air (to make some more muscles :P ) 
• Tobacco (he doesn’t smoke though… poor fellow ;) )

Before getting into further details of the events which put him behind the bars, let’s first have sneak peak in his past life.

The Prince was born in Faridkot village in the  Punjab, Pakistan. His family includes his mom, dad and four siblings. His father makes a living selling dahi puri. ( this Prince must surely have a taste for all the spices!) .

Our Prince worked as a labourer in his early days. He left home after a fight with his father. He had asked for new clothes on Eid, but his father could not provide them, which made him angry. (such a mature guy I say, this the main reason for him being selected for the mission I guess)

He then became involved in petty crime with his friend, soon moving on to armed robbery. And later he joined the most dreaded military group of this world.

He is awarded a rare punishment for his deeds, he was handed capital punishment for killing 72 people and waging war against the state in the year 2008. But people of India aren’t really satisfied by this judgement .

Check out the reward which one among us Indians wish for this fellow.

“Hanging? That’s hardly brutal enough. It’s much too quick and easy. I suggest that the terrorist be tied to elephants and pulled by his limbs in four different directions while a colony of angry fire ants eat through his flesh as he is burned by a petrol-filled tyre wrapped around his chest and is forced to listen to the music of the Britney Spears or Himesh Reshmmaiya. Bystanders will be encouraged to throw stones and rotten bananas.” (anyone interested?? :P )

Some others opine that as these terrorists are violent, and so naturally they deserve the most violent punishment possible. We need to show them that we’re not afraid of them, and this means we’ve got to show them we can be just as merciless as they are. (if they throw rocks at you, throw back flowers at them, but see that they are in stoney pots :) )

Now let us hear what this Prince had to say, after all our country is democratic, even the most dreaded terrorist, killing machine to be more specific, is given a chance to defend himself. So this Prince told interrogators "it is about killing and getting killed and becoming famous." "Come, kill and die after a killing spree. By this, one will become famous and will also make Allah proud," is what the suspect said when police asked him what he understood about jihad.

 While it is reported that he told the police that he was trained to "kill to the last breath”. He is also quoted as saying "I have done right, I have no regrets". (oh yeah??)

When asked whether he knew any verses from the Quran that described jihad, he said he did not.. He shocked police through his readiness to switch loyalties now that he was apprehended. "If you give me regular meals and money I will do the same for you that I did for them," he said. ( Oh here we see a loophole in the training of the militants, even after the thorough brainwashing this jihadi hasn’t given up his worldly desires.. So all u people working in the name of your GOD be little more responsible, you just cannot let loose a person who isn’t having his basics right! :-| )

So this Pakistani Prince happens to be nothing but mere a play toy, which was used by the mean minded people living in a dream that their religion is Supreme of all. And here we see a member of their own group who happened to complete his mission in the name of that GOD, of whom he isn’t aware at all!!

Just one word I get for such  people.. “sick” to the core!! They need help, help from their very own GOD, so how about sending them all directly to their great ALMIGHTY! ( US Military force hearing this??)

In the end I guess we all know the name of this Prince from our beloved neighboring country. If you have any problem in making out, contact any of our fellow Indians (but only the true citizens aware of current affairs will be of help :P mind you! )

P.S : Wondering why I am calling this person as a PRINCE?? Well, when almost unknown Vivek Oberai can be called as Prince, then why not this famous guy ;)  (its different case that Vivek was so called just in flop movie. :P ) 

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